BY SARAH TEREZ ROSENBLUM
AfterEllen
I love rules. Where there’s a rule there’s significantly less chance you’ll humiliate yourself when your expectations don’t line up with reality — that’s what I always say. I know it’s not catchy. The one time I tried to sell mugs, I had to truncate it to “Where there’s a rule there’s sig…” and no one knew what I was talking about but my mother bought 12 because she’s very supportive, which explains why I have two liberal arts degrees.
Read more at After Ellen.com
AfterEllen is the pop culture site that plays for your team.
