Beware the red flag: Defensive dating for dykes

Red warning flagBY KATE LACEY

Whether you are looking for Ms. Right or Ms. Right Now, you know what it is you are looking for in a woman. But how much thought have you given to what you don’t want? Knowing the danger signs can save you time, money and your mental health. Here are some red flags you should avoid when selecting your potential partner.

  1. Roommates with benefits. Any woman still living with her ex-girlfriend six months or more after they have broken up is a dyke who not only likes having complications in her life, but also invites those complications to drink out of the same milk carton. It is possible for the ex to still be there between you, even if she is long gone. If your date is still wearing a commitment ring after breaking up 18 years ago, you’ve walked into a virtual ménage a trois without any of the fun. This third wheel is loaded with spikes that will derail any relationship — unless you believe that nothing says “romance” like eviction proceedings.

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