A new take on ‘Rudolph:’ Donald the groping gasbag

Jennie McNulty columnBY JENNIE MCNULTY

You know Weinstien and Spacey, and Louis and Tambor,
Lauer and Charlie, and Franken and Roy Moore
But do you recall,
The most harmful predator of all?

Donald the groping gasbag
Had some really tiny hands,
For those that had to feel them,
Jail should be the place he’d land.

All of the media perverts
Had to quit and lost careers;
Meanwhile, the sleaze ball Donald
Screws us like a racketeer.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Mueller came to say:
“Donald all your lies and fraud
Make your case severely flawed.”
Then all his buddies made deals,
They began to cop a plea,
Donald the gas bag groper
Enjoy the penitentiary.

Jennie McNulty was named one of Curve magazine’s Top 10 lesbian comedians.

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